lectorel

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lectorel:

hamelin-born:

Obi-Wan Kenobi: This weapon is your life!

Bennu Kenobi: No it isn’t. I’m not going to automatically die if I lose my lightsaber - there are more important things then ‘sabers, and I know the schematics so I can always build another one. Are you saying that the trillions of people who don’t have lightsabers and use blasters instead are zombies or something?

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Years later, Bennu’s brother will throw his lightsaber aside, and say ‘I am a Jedi, like my father before me’.

A weapon’s not a life.

?? Bennu? Does he have a twin brother named Jin-rwi Ssabetsu?

No, she’s an only child. (It’s just that there’s this uneasy overlap between her siblings of choice and the children of the bio-dad she officially doesn’t have.) Long story short, it’s Sidious’ fault she exists, Obi-Wan had to raise a kid alongside babysitting Luke, and Tatooine’s slaves have some interesting cultural norms re:children of dubious provenance.